Intimacy: Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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You sure this is the right time?

By KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Friday 24 February 2012 1:17

Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom

geod69 8

Friday 24 February 2012 1:16

Threesome

Comments

Jessic1 5

Friday 24 February 2012 3:00

Ohh wooooow nice move I bet your boyfriend was happy... I know I would be pisse if I was a guy

2cute4u_18 1

Friday 24 February 2012 3:00

Lmao I guess she doesn't think you know about sex

friedbunnies 9

Friday 24 February 2012 3:16

Mounting? Sounds like you needed it...

PowerPanda_fml 3

Friday 24 February 2012 3:19

Bad ass mom. Period.

ravenxcorvinus 9

Friday 24 February 2012 3:35

you were mounting your boyfriend in front of your mother because..???

xxhailstorm18759 7

Friday 24 February 2012 3:43

Hahaha, maybe next time you may wanna chose a better time eh ;) hah maybe when the rents are not around ;p

bubbalou21 0

Friday 24 February 2012 3:51

"Jane, you see, sometimes when a man loves a woman... oh! I can see you're already on top of things."

super_awesomesau 4

Friday 24 February 2012 4:00

It's never to late for a quick lesson

superguppy19 3

Friday 24 February 2012 4:15

How does that work?

Soonerjake09 4

Friday 24 February 2012 4:23

Room for one more? Giggady giggady lol

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