Love: Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind...

By Anonymous - 08/07/2009 21:43 - Canada

Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML

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By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2011 16:16 - Ireland

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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By Yeppets - 27/07/2014 18:44 - United States

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

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Karma

By Sorry mum - 30/08/2024 22:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of a conversation with my best friend, where we were making fun of my mum’s new haircut, to my mum. She responded with, “Well, at least my haircut can change. What are you going to do about your face?” FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By xxbobsan - 21/04/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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It's true, though

By Anonymous - 18/07/2014 23:06 - United States - Horseheads

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 12:00

Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 1:24

What a bitch!

trackstar329 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:27

wow. geez. don't listen to her. I'm sure everything about you is great! Never change yourself for a guy. When the perfect guy comes along, he will love you just the way you are. Plus, don't let those comments hurt you. Yes, it was offencive, but let it just roll off your back. Live your life to the fullest and love every moment of it! Much love.

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indian_goddess 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:10

yeah after you change your laugh, change your mom.

paper_flowers 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:19

My mom says stuff like that all the time =.=

GiannaxRevenge 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:29

I don't think it was meant to be stereotypical. He was just making an observation, that's all. Jesus Christ, people! Calm the hell down!!

mahree8mellos 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:05

What the hell does that even mean? We aren't robots with the exact same tone of voice so I see no way you could possible determine that an ugly person would have a less than appealing laugh and a pretty person would have a "totally cute" laugh. The fact that I know some amazingly pretty girls who laugh like donkeys does nothing but support my arguement :P

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:58

Ahh, yes. Fmylife, home of all the mom-bitchs know to the human race.

jewelzgalore 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:59

Dude, screw mothers. Well, not literally but you know what I mean. My mom's ridiculously critical, too. "Go exercise; your love handles look like tires." "You need to wear more makeup." "Why aren't you studying? (Because that's what I need to do 24/7)." "[Why is everything you do in your life wrong?]"--coming soon But hey, they're oldies. What do they know?

PakiPakiPaki 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:01

LMFAO Once, when I was in America, these guys from South Carolina came up to me: Dude: Hey! Where 'yall from? Me: From Canada... Dude: CANADIA?!? (yes Canadia is what he said, no typo) Don't yall live in igloos? (he was serious) Me: uhm no... We live in regular houses... Good Day sir.

nodbor 11

Monday 13 July 2009 9:08

sounds like your mom is the one not getting any lately.

rubyruby 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:55

Your mom sounds like she has a serious personality disorder. Have you ever read anything about Narcissistic Personality Disorder or Borderline Personality Disorder? The book "Understanding the Borderline Mother" by Christine Ann Lawson might be helpful. Your mom is mentally ill. Don't blame yourself.