By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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zzzztttt 0

Freaking awesome lol

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suavenuts 0

Hahaha i can breathe. Id take a big mack

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deransc 19

A McProstitute please. Wait... better make it two!

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gavo 8

maybe some fries to go with that shake?

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needsagf14 12

I'm going out on a limb here and thinking she's seen you doing this before...

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BriTisHBirD 11

Try to wait until everyones asleep next time. I don't have a lock on my door, but still have never been caught.

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KevinFlynn 13

why the hell did you keep going? you're messed up

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sammyjo06 14

It doesn't say he kept going lol...He probably just froze in embarrassment. I doubt "a while" was more than an awkwardly frozen second or two; it just seemed like a while after the fact.

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