By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 486
You deserved it 9 785
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

544 51

Comments

goliatron 9

Mommy likey the dong!

0 0
stfuNOWplease 6

Anyone else imagined him continuing to ********** while mom was staring??? No?? *hides in shame*

2 0
malters 9

Mom walks in on you masturbating, look her in the eyes and finish like a boss

1 0
skittlesmeep 4

Akward............................................

0 0
Bi_kody_98 0

I've had that happen by my mom and my older sister. It sucks.

0 0
poohappens26 0

That's creepy.. She prolly didn't know what to do there for she froze. Imma die if I ever walk in on my son.. Thankfully I'm still pregnant with him so it will be many more years from now lmao

0 0
robert76 5

Let me save you, and your son, the embarrassment. If you happen to walk in on him, don't hesitate, apologize, leave the room and shut the door, and don't make a big deal about it later. That's the only valid response to this situation. Well, unless he's doing it on your bed wearing your underwear anyway.

0 0
hateevryone 14

I would've been humiliated

0 0
seb6969 6

Lmao. Seeing you whack off gave her a craving to eat McDonald's? hahaha that's the only proof I needed to convince me that that food is for wankers :P

0 0