Miscellaneous: Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class.... - FML

By My mom - 18/03/2010 01:10 - France

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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By Watchyourstep - 20/10/2009 17:11 - France

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

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Helicopter parents

By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike

By couch potato - 16/03/2020 03:03

Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML

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You deserved it 1 828

By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 5 505

Mom of the year

By Bianca - 19/02/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML

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You deserved it 194

Meddling

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 19:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML

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You deserved it 138

By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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You deserved it 8 102

By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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You deserved it 203

My little boy

By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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Top comments

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:17

YDI for your mom feeling that it was necessary. You must have done something first.

Ikillyou2times 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:19

did she pack ur lunch in a tiny lunch box as well ?

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ducuss 0

Monday 22 March 2010 21:48

i dunno, i've seen grossly overprotective parents before, this could be a real FML. of course all you other people are stupid for assuming this couldn't possibly be the case and that she's in high school.

SMOKEWEED420420 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 7:48

don't bitch

lolpwnagelol 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 12:33

I've seen this one before.

Spicebaby_fml 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:44

so your 20 but you still go to school? dont even try and say its college, if it was college she wouldnt be there.. FYL for doing grade 12 for 3 years

A_to_z_0_to_9___ 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:56

Lolwut?

raisin31408 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:35

20 years old & STILL in school?!

alinka_fml 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:52

shouldn't have skipped classes in the past. ydi!!

vhivfe 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:39

Paranoid much? FYL

smash1122 6

Wednesday 22 July 2015 18:58

YDI, she's probably helping you pay tuition.

anon385 23

Tuesday 12 January 2016 22:57

Ydi or fyl.. Depends on how much you skipped when you were younger

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