Miscellaneous: Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class....

By My mom - 18/03/2010 01:10 - France

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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By Watchyourstep - 20/10/2009 17:11 - France

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 646

You deserved it 4 821

Helicopter parents

By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 533

You deserved it 3 558

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 697

You deserved it 3 998

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike

By couch potato - 16/03/2020 03:03

Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 517

You deserved it 1 828

By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 369

You deserved it 5 505

Mom of the year

By Bianca - 19/02/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 684

You deserved it 194

Meddling

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 19:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 772

You deserved it 138

By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 136 593

You deserved it 8 102

By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 982

You deserved it 203

My little boy

By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 915

You deserved it 3 487

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:17

YDI for your mom feeling that it was necessary. You must have done something first.

Ikillyou2times 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:19

did she pack ur lunch in a tiny lunch box as well ?

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wow_badfml 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:27

you must be addicted to drugs or video games

blastvortex 3

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:39

So, did you or did you not deserve this?

haamoney 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:26

hahaha. op must skip school to play wow

hmmmummhmmm 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:39

in America college is still considered/called school. but agree, he cuts

hmmmummhmmm 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:41

and she's paying. if I were op I'd be grateful for the walk

hmmmummhmmm 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:42

instead of being told he has to start paying for it himself

Tahsis 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:13

You shouldn't change tense mid-sentence without a transition, it should be "didn't", not "don't", if the first part is past tense. Idiot...

modestmango 0

Friday 19 March 2010 0:11

78:HA, that's what I was about to say....

skyttlz 32

Friday 19 March 2010 1:38

that's true, but FML's only get published if they start with "today"

Bondagebear 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:30

#78, so boring.

Fentown_fml 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:38

If you're that unreliable, YDI! Stop cutting class & maybe she'll stop embarrassing you.

ClouDn9n 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:33

wow looks like ur never gonna grow up

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