By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 08:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML
I agree, your life sucks 85 857
You deserved it 5 747

Same thing different taste

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OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

WTF? I Think She thinks Your Gay Er Something...O.o

/agree with #4. Be glad your mom bothers to talk to you about anything serious.

hahahaha BWAhahahahah i almost fell off my chair from laughing at this one. It's something i've wondered myself from time to time. I think about the mechanics of sex when i'm bored sometimes and that's one of the questions that keeps coming up. (yes coming with an O) Another one is about lesbian sex. If oral sex is not sex, and pleasuring someone with a toy is not sex, then its concave on concave - no penetration. So what exactly is lesbian intercourse, cos as far as I understand, that's about actual penetration. Also does the word penetration come from the word penis, and is pen also a penis word?

#104... Seriously? Oral sex IS a form of sex, hence 'sex' in its name. Using a toy would be penetration, therefor it is a sex act. The word 'penetration' can be used with more things than sex, I'm assuming the word didn't come from penis... And.. pen... is a pen. It has nothing to do with anything.

shirvon100 0

tht is no doubt no doubt the funniest thng ive heard in al ong time even if it might be fake

#4 is right. But anyway, am I the only one who wouldn't find that... No, I guess I would find it awkward too. If it was one of my friends, then I wouldn't mind. We all like shonen-ai. xD

That's not too bad. A little mortifying to start with, but it's an honest question.

xo_emily_xo 0

Was she implying that you have gay sex??

Listen, the guy on the bottom has a girl to **** at the same time? :)