Intimacy: Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 08:14 - United States

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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Stop, just stop

By Girl123999 - 04/03/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he spank you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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log1k 3

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:03

what... the ****?

ohmygawdz 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:05

FYL because your mom thought you would know that.

Comments

yesmy_love 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:14

HAHAHAHHAHAHA this was amazing. your mom must be hilarious.

golfmanreddy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:18

Well... did u answer her?

RunZoneFive 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:24

That's hilarious. Waita go man, you survived

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:28

thats why there is a third guy. duh.

helloitisme 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:35

thats really ****** up. my mom would never say something like that to me. thats giving away some bad information about how your mother really is, as well as insulting you because she thought you'd know the answer. what kind of a screwed up mother asks their daughter that? you should be ashamed to be related to her. idiot parents.

Luckster 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:38

Most random and messed up FML I have ever read!!

happygirl_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:41

is it bad that i know the answer to this

Howdyplz 2

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:44

Buy your mom some yaoi manga or shit. That should take care of that. i say FYL because your mom thought you would know. 4 is right.... oh man, why do I know this stuff?