By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 01:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded, "Calm down, it's not like I've never seen 'spludge' before." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 400
You deserved it 6 774

Same thing different taste

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bubo_fml 10

If that's the case, let her clean your "dirty" sock pile!

sgtbobbyboy 0

I've hear a lot of moms day a lot of thing but I think that jst about topps it off!!

Fortitudine 3

Moms say the darndest things

that's why ya use tissues or a girls va jay jay

This happened to me once; I was masturbating in my bedroom one night before I went to sleep, and I was so tired afterward that I just wrapped my toys up in a towel and put them beside my bed, with intentions of cleaning them and such when I got up. Well, the next morning, my mother comes in and decides that is a good time for her to gather up the towels in my room. I told her I would do it, but she INSISTED. Naturally, when she grabbed that certain towel, my toys fell out. She just kind of stared at them for a minute and left; fortunately she didn't say anything about it, but I was still mortified. Moral of the story? Make sure you are COMPLETELY inconspicuous when you **********. Clean and put your toys away as soon as your done, and for guys, finish in a kleenex or something; don't just cum all over your sheets. That's just nasty, anyway, lol.

DOTHEFREAK 0

oooooo000oo that turns me on.