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Spludge?
LMAO! 1 Mom, 0 OP.
That's attractive O_O
that's why ya use tissues or a girls va jay jay
This happened to me once; I was masturbating in my bedroom one night before I went to sleep, and I was so tired afterward that I just wrapped my toys up in a towel and put them beside my bed, with intentions of cleaning them and such when I got up. Well, the next morning, my mother comes in and decides that is a good time for her to gather up the towels in my room. I told her I would do it, but she INSISTED. Naturally, when she grabbed that certain towel, my toys fell out. She just kind of stared at them for a minute and left; fortunately she didn't say anything about it, but I was still mortified. Moral of the story? Make sure you are COMPLETELY inconspicuous when you **********. Clean and put your toys away as soon as your done, and for guys, finish in a kleenex or something; don't just cum all over your sheets. That's just nasty, anyway, lol.
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is that the new name for penis juice now?
Nasty