By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:07 - Canada - London

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
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Same thing different taste

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Attacksloth 33

Don't invite her to the next event you host because the sound her lips and vocal chords make are embarrassing.

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Wait so your mother thinks your thighs are too big and she's preventing you from exercising. /sarcasm that makes perfect sense. /end sarcasm Anyway, try to sneak in anyway, or do something to get her back. Or ignore me because I have terrible advice :D

Guess it's not so fun to stay at the Y M C A a.

My mom would probably hate me if my thighs didn't rub together. I'm sorry about your mother. or whatever you'd like to call her now.

Wow, has your mom even been to a YMCA pool? All you see there are fat ***** there with double chins and three stomachs.

Oyas12 14

What kind of a mother says that? O.o Fyl, OP :-/