Miscellaneous: Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest...

By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:07 - Canada - London

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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Great, thanks, I hate you

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 18:09 - Greece

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By fat teen - 05/06/2016 23:33 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 08:05 - Australia

Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML

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MichaelDeSanta 20

Sunday 14 December 2014 14:44

What a bitch.

Attacksloth 33

Sunday 14 December 2014 14:52

Don't invite her to the next event you host because the sound her lips and vocal chords make are embarrassing.

Comments

momac86 17

Monday 15 December 2014 7:12

Then work out more and shut her up

lalaney 14

Tuesday 16 December 2014 0:02

I gotta say 2 things: 1. Girls within a perfectly slim weight range have thighs that touch and rub. Only underweight girls have that coveted thigh gap. 2. Working out, especially leg exercises, only makes your thighs bigger, with muscle. Rarely ever slimmer.

TanCaridura 6

Monday 15 December 2014 10:40

Sounds like your moms a ****

FelicityWishes 32

Monday 15 December 2014 12:38

You're beautiful.

Dimps94 9

Tuesday 16 December 2014 6:37

Your mom and my mom are related

MymB612 14

Tuesday 16 December 2014 12:48

What a bitch. Tell her the sounds she makes when her lips move is embarrassing. Shit.

scottyboy254 13

Wednesday 17 December 2014 7:33

30,000th I agree, your life sucks.

Frustrated78 11

Wednesday 24 December 2014 10:50

Wow. Your own mother said that to you? I'm so sorry. No parent should talk to their kid that way. No matter how old the kid is, or if they were joking or what. What a douche bag!

FlinkeMeisje 5

Wednesday 31 December 2014 10:02

Parents should always encourage their children to take part in healthy exercise, no matter what noises their bodies make when they walk. And it doesn't matter what size the OP is, they should be allowed and encouraged to swim. It's good for the body, and encourages a longer life. Does the OP's mother really want to put her pride above her own child's health? That's just awful!