By GothicAngel17 - 07/04/2012 01:52 - Australia - Southport

Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 080
You deserved it 2 627

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GothicAngel17 24

Seems like the best solution so far. I think I might actually try that when everything opens again.

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zingline89 18

I've bean there. A latte times I just wanted to go home. I could tell there was some nastiness brewing inside me. Remember, if you are feeling sick and need to go home, talk to your manager and espresso self.

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Mariebaz 11

Guess the last thing you'll want to do is "wake up and smell the coffee..."

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zingline89 18

I've bean there. A latte times I just wanted to go home. I could tell there was some nastiness brewing inside me. Remember, if you are feeling sick and need to go home, talk to your manager and espresso self.

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DirtayMike911 0

goddammit that just blew my mind out of my ******* ears.

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zingline89 18

Coffee bean :)

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DirtayMike911 0

I just cut off my nose when this happens to me...

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scarletchamber 0

wait a minute u literally cut your nose of ..

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Mariebaz 11

Of course, they grow back very quickly. You don't? I thought that was how we all handled these types of things.

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Roevera 14

yes, he literally cuts his nose 'of'...

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TehParteh 9

21 of course we do. It uaually grows back in a couple of days

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Mariebaz 11

Wow, I think number 21's question was thoroughly answered.

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DirtayMike911 0

Yeah, 35 at first your comment confused me with the way it was worded; but thank moses I had time to edit!

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br0ccoli 14

Your baby is learning to troll early...that one is going to be a handful.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Just take a day off if possible. That'll help a little, right?

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scarletchamber 0

r u ****** stupid u get morning sicknesses takes a while during a pregnancies not just take a a day off

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

I said "That'll help A LITTLE," smart one.

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scarletchamber 0

I'm REALLY SORRY I TAKE IT BACK I DIDN'T MEAN 2 HURT ANYONE I was just having a bad day

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Mariebaz 11

38 - This is a prime example of why humans were given more advanced brains than say, a goldfish!

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scarletchamber 0

IM REALLY SORRY I'm not usually mean it's just that forget it u GUYZ will just hate me :(

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scarletchamber 0

please forgive me I'm really sorry im really truly extremely sorry

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Shut up already!

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Keeping some small carb snacks like crackers handy and ginger caps will help ease the nausea. Try focus on mouth breathing maybe so you smell less? Morning sickness is one of those rare times I'm glad I lack a sense of smell

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kingchelsea 3

this is all good advice. 4 for you glen coco

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benhd1 14

Vitamin b6 or b12 is supposed to help as well

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perdix 29

Take the afternoon or evening shift. Problem solved and I'm not even an OB/Gyn

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PhooBear 0

Actually "morning" sickness is only a technical term. My morning sickness lasted morning until night, every day, every night. It sucked.

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perdix 29

In that case, the OP will either have to quit work or quit being pregnant. Pouring coffee is a highly technical skill that only few can master, yet society relies on their expertise. On the other hand, most females can get pregnant anytime they want.

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ProhibitionRose 14

But what if it's a place that sells coffee all day long? As most restaurants do. Person above me is right. I'm 15 weeks and mine lasts all day, usually gets worse at night for some reason :/

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perdix 29

#58, get a new job or go on bed rest and start your maternity leave early. No one wants coffee fom a puking barista.

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ProhibitionRose 14

#59- it's not my FML. I was speaking from my knowledge as a fellow expectant mother. Not to mention, I have the luxury of being a stay at home mom. Just pointing out that morning sickness can be all day sickness. And that OP works in a coffee shop so the shift isn't going to matter.

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bizarre_ftw 21

The point here being perdix knows little about pregnant women and morning sickness is a cruelly optimistic name

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perdix 29

#79, or that I post comment to get giggles and not to dispense legit medical advice?

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PhooBear 0

In the case of making fun of pregnant women for "giggles"......beware.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Perdix I was not trying to insult you, merely I was hoping to get a giggle of my very own to love and to care for, you have so many and I so few, would it truly be too hard for you to spare one? :P

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perdix 29

Oh, bizarre, don't be modest, you get many giggles. If you feel like you don't get enough, I'll ghost-write for you. I'll copy your pic and use it on my new account, bazaar_wtf.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Lol *bows* much obliged, thank you

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evildemonchild 18

Take for a day off or ask your boss if he/she will let you take a couple of mins off least until your sickness pass

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