By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML
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metallica_wins 20

Please. Everyone knows you cook cocaine in a crockpot.

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Mahcookiez 15

Shit, where are my spoons, gotta clean em fast

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8Dirty1 24

she doesn't want you following in her footsteps youngin you need to stay away from drugs medicate with cannabis instead may i suggest some Bubbalicious Girl Scout Cookies BEST pot I've ever smoked

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awildwhisper 30

Hmm the joke is too long.

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ConfusedCat 11

Does anyone in Saskatchewan sell drugs? There's like, 10 people there. I should know, I was born there.

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grant_3rict 8

That's what you get for cooking up some Coke in the night!!

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dannidoll93 24

Wow your mom is clueless. You're clearly on heroin

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nameisname 12

What is a discolored spoon doing in your room

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kowsee 22

Only solution obviously. Your mom is the smartest ;) hahahaha. Good lucky with the rest of your life

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Norja 33

That's an oddly specific accusation. Sounds like your mother has some secrets...

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Guy1009 15

So what were you using the spoon for?

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laden_swallow09 34

Filthy slob. Clean up after yourself! YDI.

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