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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

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You deserved it 4 020

By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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WORRIED

By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

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You deserved it 109

Childlike

By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 23:01 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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fionasupercool 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:04

are you typing this while you're in your room? ;)

Capt_Oblivious 10

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:03

Someone has some control issues

Comments

Sober1128 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 4:39

Kick her out???

sameboysamesame 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 4:41

I'm jus curious y everyone thinks OP is a woman... they never once specified gender. for all We know, they could b a man..

r0cks0 6

Saturday 11 May 2013 5:34

Assault and battery have the cops haul her to jail

sxm 13

Saturday 11 May 2013 6:02

You have been faved.

oNisao 21

Saturday 11 May 2013 6:14

Respect for parents should be earned and I don't think she earned any.

TogeBara 12

Saturday 11 May 2013 6:27

I'm sorry, but some people just need a good beating. Not even kidding. HOWEVER, you should under no circumstance hit your own family members...

jujuroxursox 15

Saturday 11 May 2013 7:13

You will always be your mama's baby

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 11 May 2013 7:33

So? Hit back. It's the only way to deal with people like that, mother or not.

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 11 May 2013 8:25

I was about the click YDI until I read the last sentence. Hope you escorted her out of the house.

awkwardturtl3 3

Saturday 11 May 2013 8:27

you're already in your room cuz your whole house includes all of your rooms :)

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