By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada

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Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
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sovietrussian 0

your mom is an idiot.

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thedrifter889 0

No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious

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Maximus_Axiom 7

You should've said "mom i'm not a virgin in the first place"

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dragonstrike94 8

Well? Wut they say

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iwusinger 4

Since the most knowledgable person to ask would be someone that works at WALMART.

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babe7260 30

Omg how mortifying!!!!! So very sorry!!! I can't imagine!!!!

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15949058 4

Your mom is an idiot. I mean it works like a pad but you can go swimming. Is that what your grandma did to your mom or something?

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razbery_nerd 4

I bet that employee laughed their ass off!

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anniejinx24 11

Well if she's letting you run off yo your boyfriends cottage, you're probably not a virgin anyway

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