Intimacy: Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested...

By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By dynah114 - 27/01/2013 19:08 - Israel - Petah Tiqva

Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 06:00

Today, my mom lost her shit because I was teaching my daughter about tampons. Apparently, they were created by radical feminists to trick women into “stealing” their own virginities, in order to make them unsuitable brides for decent men. I can’t believe I came out of this repressed psycho. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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sovietrussian 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:48

your mom is an idiot.

thedrifter889 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:50

No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious

Comments

itslisa96 2

Wednesday 5 June 2013 17:33

The part where she asks a stranger is strange. But in some circumstances, yes you can lose your virginity due to the tampon stretching...

K410 18

Monday 31 March 2014 4:14

Lol

phebster01 3

Wednesday 21 May 2014 4:17

My mother thought the same thing.

KingArtica 4

Saturday 24 May 2014 9:00

OHHHH WHO LIVES IN THE ****** OF A YOUNG TEEN SPONGEBOB TAMPAX ABSORBENT YELLOW AND BLODDY IS HE SPONGEBOB TAMPAX IF INTENSE BLEEDING BE SOMETHING YOU WISH THEN LIE ON THE GROUND AND CRY LIKE A BITCH READY SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEEEEBOB TAMPAAAAX *noseflute*

Muffinypowers 19

Monday 6 October 2014 15:07

What... what did I just read? That was quite possibly the most beautiful song I've ever seen.

the_Jessicaaa 11

Saturday 24 May 2014 23:11

is ur mom blonde

Siettadulce 21

Thursday 5 June 2014 11:49

I bet the look on that employee's face was priceless

imsara_fml 2

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:14

Oh come on guys calm down. my mom actually thought the same thing lol its just because in our family we don't actually use tampons and we never have. we're just not comfortable with them. so it makes sense that they'd think that lol

imsara_fml 2

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:18

Oh. and some people, actually quite a large number of them, have accidently popped their cherries with tampons. and many people consider after that they you're no longer a virgin not necessarily just with intercourse. so.