Miscellaneous: Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my... - FML

By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By morg2000 - 17/02/2009 23:23 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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By Unloved. - 15/09/2009 10:09 - New Zealand

Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML

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By ShellShocked - 30/03/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By Bestbirthday - 12/07/2016 01:04 - United States - Bastrop

Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

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vvtumblesbee 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:30

that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!

Kulawend 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:41

Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!

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Volcan_fml 22

Saturday 21 August 2010 15:32

why is this bad!?

sexybitch92 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 13:50

Omg how cool !! I wish I had character shaped food :'(

kidclarke 15

Thursday 26 August 2010 10:07

An ungrateful bitch is what you are.

Gabbie_1210 8

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:58

Aww!! If I ate meat, I wouldn't mind Mickey Mouse shaped burgers!! And I'm 20!

AmericanGirl69 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:33

what's with all these lame FML's. if it's food take it. god quit your complaining & eat.

TheDarkCynder 2

Friday 29 April 2011 23:47

I wish my mom made things for me.

becky_becks 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 11:17

wow, way to be ungrateful, you little brat.

Lizardbits 0

Monday 20 June 2011 14:42

I think I'm going to go make a mickey mouse shaped burger right now!!! thats freaking amazing!! thanks for posting a stupid fml, cuz now we can all go have Mickey mouse burgers!

mandipiee 0

Monday 27 June 2011 6:20

so what... I would eat that same way ... foods food

mustasho 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:08

whats wrong with that, thats awesome!!

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