Miscellaneous: Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my...

By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 854

You deserved it 3 180

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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You deserved it 9 648

By morg2000 - 17/02/2009 23:23 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 585

You deserved it 3 167

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 309

You deserved it 8 339

By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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You deserved it 70 682

By Unloved. - 15/09/2009 10:09 - New Zealand

Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 056

You deserved it 9 744

By ShellShocked - 30/03/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 176

By Bestbirthday - 12/07/2016 01:04 - United States - Bastrop

Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 189

You deserved it 862

vvtumblesbee 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:30

that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!

Kulawend 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:41

Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!

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PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 17:21

I'm 23 and I'd be thrilled if I got Mickey mouse shapped hamburgers. You need to lighten up.

quotecentral 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:54

I love Mickey Mouse, you prick.

Anteezy 7

Monday 4 January 2010 16:58

This is a MLIG seriously how can you complain about that?

geovanni 9

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:57

MLIA is calling out for this post...

truelyawesome 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:40

get over it and grow a pair. it's not like it's for your wedding

Chunchunchun 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:35

Nothing like an FML.

hiyoko 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:00

i think that's cute. appreciate what you got. besides, you still ate it :/

croma_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:38

oh yeah f ur life ur mom cates about you!

superrocket19 17

Wednesday 24 October 2012 4:26

THIS is what I was gonna say

smarties25 0

Monday 29 March 2010 1:41

awesome who wouldn't like micky mouse shaped burgers!!! lol

averageirishman 0

Monday 3 May 2010 22:26

Today, my mom bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for dinner. I'm 19. MLIA

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Today, I overheard my niece telling my daughter that a woman’s only real purpose in life is to find a good man and make sure he’s happy. This includes having his babies, cooking his meals, and submitting to him in any way he asks. My sister is a business owner. I have no idea where she got this. FML

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You deserved it 182

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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You deserved it 56 851

Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML

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Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sextape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML

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Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML

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Buy your own then!

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