By Danny - 07/01/2012 10:27 - Australia

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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Bassex 0

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Whiney bitch. No wonder you're 'forever alone'.

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lucyinthesky420 10

And this is why you will be forever alone...

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kshafer08 7

Suck it up pussy. Or lack there of.

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Enslaved 36

"Fast Times at Ridgemont High" made me appreciate carrots. (:

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OfficeNinja 5

Awesome movie reference! Glad I'm not the only "old" person here :)

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Okayitwasme 0

Baaha ha! I never thought of that one! Your mom is awesome!

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Ninelives_fml 3

What? No one got the looney toons reference?

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japtch 15

195 - We got it when it was the 11th post. Repeats are just annoying.

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baygirl564 9

You 2 have a healthy sex life

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Bobby64 29

If you're living in her house, you've gotta live by her rules, OP. YDI.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Sounds like some bunny loves you.

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justintwist 0

Why does your mother know about your sex life

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