By Danny - 07/01/2012 10:27 - Australia

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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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FaraPjJammaz 13

Your mom's an idiot if she thinks rabbits+carrots= healthy.

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xx_Lizzy_xx 3

You could make a nice rabbit stew with carrots and it's actually quite healthy.

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XxboogeymanxX 0

Now that's funny

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jdizzle013 4

I hope you got some ranch with those carrots!

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jemiller226 13

I don't get it. I'd rather have my kid having sex under my roof where I know they'll be safe rather than disallow it here and push them to do it in a public restroom or somewhere equally disgusting. They're going to do it somewhere whether I like it or not, so it might as well be here!

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

I think it's more the point that the OP is probably very inconsiderate when he goes at it, and they are also very disruptive when they do have sex. If my kid was having sex in my house I wouldn't mind, but if I heard the banging and thudding every night (or very often as implied by "like rabbits") and can give commentary play-by-plays I wouldn't be very happy. That's just as inconsiderate as playing video games late at night with the volume turned way up.

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little_monster21 0

first fml in a while that gets me to laugh hysterically! :D

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SammaWhamma 3

Your mom rocks! This is one of the funniest ones I've read. Enjoy those carrots ;)

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