By Danny - 07/01/2012 10:27 - Australia

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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Same thing different taste

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So, and I know this is a crazy idea but I'll throw it out there anyway, either move out onto your own place then do as you please - or respect your mothers wishes and "go at it like rabbits" elsewhere.

Well look on the brightside, if you're looking to lose weight, this is a perfect way to start! One, you'll be having sex which is a great way to burn carbs and two, you'll be eating healthier! It's perfect :D

pickles2b2 4

Louis Tomlinson loves carrots...

jenilice 0

Omg!!!!! This is too funny!!!!!!!! I must say you have an awesome mother!!! Haha!!!! This is definitely my favorite FML!!!!!!

juturnaamo 29

If you aren't old enough to get your own food, you shouldn't be *******.

bubo_fml 10

Wow, many things come to mind...1) The healthy diet will add stamina to hour bone-a-ramas, 2) Your Mom's just pissed off 'cause she's not getting any, 3) why not incorporate the fresh produce into your sex play? 4) Tell your Mom to do the same...Enjoy!

Mkbitch 2

Lol I think she wants you to keep it up. Grandchildren!

ZKtheDuck 7

At least you have some snacks for the between times