Miscellaneous: Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone...

By notmuchfun - 20/07/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

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Same thing different taste

More like high key

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 11:00

Today, I had no idea my mom was low key racist until I told her I was dating a black woman, and she told me that was fine, just as long as I didn’t do something silly like fall in love with her or let her distract me from finding a proper wife. Wow mom, just wow. FML

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Don't mention it

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 06:00 - United States - Verona

Today, my mother went on another long rant, detailing 20 years of bad things that we all already knew about a relative. The slightest recollection in a conversation never fails to turn into unending monologues. I can't change the past, nor the subject of conversation apparently. FML

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Controlling

By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 04:00

Today, I caught my mom in the back row of one of my lectures, so I confronted her. Apparently she’s been doing this all year to make sure I’m paying attention in class and not making friends with the "wrong sort of people" (yes, she's a racist as well). I can't wait to move out of her house. FML

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Me is what matters

By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 05:01

Today, my mother once again interrupted me and talked over me, as though I wasn't saying anything at all. Then she wondered why I remained quiet after she was done talking about her mother doing that. Must run in the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2013 00:48 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

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By look how totally not racist I am! - 11/07/2014 03:32 - United States - Salida

Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 02:01

Today, I overheard my caucasian mother on the phone lamenting to a friend that her future grandchildren won’t “look American”. Any future grandchildren of hers would be half Lakota native. FML

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Hogwatch

By Anonymous - 19/02/2022 00:01

Today, I had to slowly and very seriously explain to my mother why there is no 'White History Month'. I can't believe we are actually related. FML

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Delulu

By Favorite - 13/11/2023 15:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, my mom scolded me for ruining my sister's "vacation" here. She just got deported from abroad, and was only gone for 2 months after falling for a marriage scam. Now she deludes to herself that she was born and raised there, and claims not to understand our mother tongue, calling it third world primate language. FML

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Trupe 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:23

Black guy no like racist mommy. Very offensive

gabbster95 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:45

maybe you should start talking to her like a caveman and see how much she likes it....

Comments

Shorty_xD 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:28

FYL for havin a racist ass mother!

rebbee 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:29

Your mother sounds like an ignorant bit of shit. FYL for being raised by something as incredibly narrow minded as her.

turtlemanz 8

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:31

I say we chop off a hand for wing racist and if it continues an arm :)

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:35

Ignorant mother. Heh, what's her reaction going to be when someone does the same thing back to her?

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:44

How does she make it through Wal-Mart?

DncrHap 9

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:47

hahaha. that was awful.

becca77713 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:46

That's horrible : (

EinSteinFYL 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:48

OP's mom has had sex with men of different races and they all said, "Hurr durr, ah, mmm, ohhh..."

Guillory24 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:54

shes very ignorant for doing that!!!...shes ininuating that those of other color are slow...so she feels the need to speak slowly to them when u never know they could be a whole lot smarter than she'll ever be...i would cuss her out if i ever came across her or anyone as ignorant as her

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:56

OP, your mother is helping. Helping to prove the world is a very ignorant place.

ftb170 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:58

hahaha that's pretty funny. especially because whiteys normally act soo superior lol. but I'm not saying everyone does so that shouldn't apply to the nice ones.