Animals: Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By patient_mom - 14/06/2015 01:27 - Australia - Surrey Hills

Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML

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Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By uh-oh - 25/03/2012 05:49 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Alex Andreas - 02/07/2015 03:10 - United States - Edmond

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

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saifnaqvi11 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:06

For ***** snake Mom

devildog562 33

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:10

Sneaky snake . Shame though , nothing deserves to die like that .

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wakemeupplease 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 21:08

We'll now you're sure it's clean!

boostedc 24

Wednesday 3 June 2015 21:20

Other reason to leave animals live in their own nature ...

Hyenayena 27

Thursday 4 June 2015 5:37

Some animals are proven to benefit off of human companionship. For example, we didn't domesticate cats. They followed us and lived with us because they associated is with food (mice pests) and we benefited from their help. Animal and Human companionship can be highly beneficial, and some of the species we keep as pets are so used to being domestic, they'd never survive in the wild. So...

never_alone 10

Wednesday 3 June 2015 21:38

poor baby

TishaHowlett 7

Wednesday 3 June 2015 22:38

did he/she survive

lumene 17

Wednesday 3 June 2015 22:42

As a snake momma I am very sad for the owner. :'(

WOTAN1488 24

Wednesday 3 June 2015 22:43

God dammit. Leave those snakes in the wild.

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Wednesday 3 June 2015 22:47

That's horrible! I'm so sorry!

writerchic85 25

Wednesday 3 June 2015 22:53

Aw that's awful. Poor snake.

DoomSkuller 28

Wednesday 3 June 2015 23:05

Your snake is in a better place, OP

vikky538 28

Thursday 4 June 2015 4:01

I am sure dryer is not a better place for snake.

StickyPickles 33

Wednesday 3 June 2015 23:18

Perhaps you could make a snakeskin bracelet or necklace so your poor pet can live on. . Well, sort of.

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Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML

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