Intimacy: Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants...

By sarskii - 16/08/2010 23:01 - United States

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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By toomanypills - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Easton

Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML

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By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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By Mauro - 22/03/2022 16:00

Today, I told my ultra-Catholic mother that I was hanging out with a girl. While walking out of the flat, I didn't realize that I'd dropped one of my condoms out of my pocket. My mother saw it and ripped it apart, then yelled at me that, "Sex is for having children! You're giving yourselves to Satan!" I'm 20. FML

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Rambo881xx 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:19

Show him a tampon, he will have a heart attack.

westsidewhite 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:15

daddys little girl :D

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lizaferxo 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:07

im sorry but you need to tell your mom that it isnt anybodys buisness but your own that youre sexually active. telling your father isnt going to change the fact that you arent a virgin anymore. your mom shouldnt be so naive that to think you were going to be a virgin forever. **** that.

Technus 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:25

It is her business, she's living in her parents house right? She's doing things on their furniture right? Exactly. Also since she isn't 18, it technically is their business.

sinneblade 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 1:51

17 years old is still a little young. I hope to god you're responsible with it.

staceystar15 0

Friday 10 December 2010 6:30

my dad is like this too... O.o ... he still doesn't believe my mom tho.

kei1108 13

Wednesday 25 May 2011 17:29

then just stop being sexually active! then you don't have to yell him.

m21563 0

Friday 24 June 2011 23:10

dont have sex when ur only 17 freaking years old!!

m21563 0

Friday 24 June 2011 23:10

dont have sex when ur only 17 freaking years old!!

annabanana547 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:32

My dad is the exact same way!!

greatinbed 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:54

# what the **** is wrong with you, seriously abortion is terrible. It's basically murdering a BABY. How ******* ignorant are you. BABY MURDERER. Jeez people theses days...so stupid and ****** up.