Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate... - FML

By drbckflps - 18/12/2014 00:48 - Australia - Mount Gravatt

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

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drbckflps 22

Friday 19 December 2014 7:35

I haven't read all the comments yet but thank you for your condolences. This is indeed the grandmother of my son and no, she didn't take the holiday as a way of grieving - it was purely opportunistic. She wasn't even polite to us at the funeral: her words to me were, "In six months when I get back you'll have forgotten this whole thing ever happened." Very disappointing. Thank you all again. I'll reply again when I get a chance to read some more comments.

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AU_Lovebird 17

Thursday 18 December 2014 6:07

That's horrible:( I'm sorry for your loss!

UnicornWine 22

Thursday 18 December 2014 6:08

Everyone can grieve differently, but that just seems a bit heartless and opportunistic. I'm sorry for your loss OP, I can't imagine how that feels.

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awkotaco333 15

Thursday 18 December 2014 23:46

That's really heartless for her, may be RIP though

wasliedtoasakid 22

Thursday 18 December 2014 23:50

Don't give it to her. What a bitch! Sorry for your loss Op. :(

ASadisticPanda 4

Friday 19 December 2014 1:06

OP, Im so sorry for you. I hope you blast her face off point-blank with a shotgun. again sry and that bitch deserves it.

lauren_5904 1

Friday 19 December 2014 1:43

That is beyond horrible. There ought to be a special place in hell for your MIL. She lost a grandchild !

TheKirs10 10

Friday 19 December 2014 1:43

What a hateful inconsiderate bitch. I'm so sorry for your loss OP.

dumpless 13

Friday 19 December 2014 2:27

What the actual **** this is horrible, I'm so sorry op

BlindlyWandering 17

Friday 19 December 2014 2:50

I lost my son about 8 years ago, I understand your pain and am so sorry for your loss.

kaitiekief 12

Friday 19 December 2014 4:28

what a ****

KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

Friday 19 December 2014 5:34

That is literally the worst thing I've ever heard.

MossyMegaMan 20

Friday 19 December 2014 6:16

Okay, no fancy words, i'm just gonna say what everyone is thinking. WHAT THE ACTUAL ****. HOW SICKENING DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO PULL THAT SHIT!?

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