Love: Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time,...

By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 06:01

Today, my mother-in-law constantly threatens to commit suicide, unless my husband pays her bills. He told me I don’t care about his happiness because I told him he can’t keep giving in to her guilt trips. FML

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By mlove - 06/09/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

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By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 06:24 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 16:00

Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By lovekills99 - 19/01/2009 17:59 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

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By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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Wednesday 4 June 2014 21:13

Just smile at her. It will probably piss her off more than anything you say, and can't be used against you in a "do you know what he said to me" sort of way.

reggie_k_dwight 16

Wednesday 4 June 2014 21:12

That'll make for interesting conversation at Christmas dinner… FYL OP

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papayeya 18

Thursday 5 June 2014 4:58

Code Red.. Code Red

WeskersSexslave 15

Thursday 5 June 2014 5:42

tell her " that's to bad, I have the same dreams about killing you."

godfathermock 19

Thursday 5 June 2014 5:46

From now on make sure you tape ALL conversations with her, and carry a note that reads "if i randomly die, it was my MIL"

nikki61 7

Thursday 5 June 2014 7:11

Your mother in law needs dog in her life!

Motar_fml 7

Thursday 5 June 2014 7:15

I don't know the original title of the movie right now but the German title of the movie describing exactly this situation is "Mordmotiv - Mutterliebe"

FreeRunn3r 12

Thursday 5 June 2014 8:45

I feel your pain bro, same situation here, even tho I'm going to college to get said moneys.

brandisierra 7

Thursday 5 June 2014 11:16

You might want to get her to take the first bite or sip in anything she makes you to eat or drink

howsthisforaname 34

Thursday 5 June 2014 12:33

Make a police report. Having this on an official record will help your defence if you ever have to physically defend your self from her and she tries to accuse you of starting the confrontation. Also if you die from anything except natural causes she will be a suspect.

ZY1431 24

Thursday 5 June 2014 12:43

you should stand ur ground and speak ur piece wether she likes it or not. but tell the wife whats going on so there's no confusion. just dont put up with that crap.