By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
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JasonUMN 15

Every desert was chocolate? I'll be right back, I have a trip to the Sahara scheduled.

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AlexCanada77 13

Have a conversation with your partner to keep her away from you.

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PsudoAnon 20

This could be shortened to, "I'm deathly allergic to chocolate. FML"

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stellasue11 38

What a bitch! Does she know you are allergic???

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IThriveWithYourPain 14

She is trying to kill you! Kill her before she kills you it is very simple wait for a night when your father isn't home and she is asleep and KILL HER use a very precise razor sharp blade so that it is a clean cut so little bits of her don't get everywhere and then use bleach to mop up the blood then dismember and dispose of the body in as deep a grave as possible in the nearest forest or swamp and you may need extra hands for the burial so find her enemies who want her dead and join forces with them and make sure to be home before anybody might come looking. if she has a car drive it as far away as possible into the most derelict isolated place possible and torch it (you will need a ride back though, I recommend from one of her enemies)

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