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By Joanne - 24/02/2012 13:26 - Australia

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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By bleachingmykidsbrains - 01/07/2015 23:38 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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Glittery letters

By Anonymous - 27/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

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How appropriate

By ohgod - 14/08/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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Terminally offended

By whicks1892 - 18/12/2021 16:58

Today, I bought a shirt for my 5 year-old, which said, "I tried to be good, but I take after my Grandpa!" I thought it was a cute joke, but my mother-in-law said, "So you mean his grandpa isn't good? And that's why your son isn't good?" Despite my husband adding, "She bought this shirt. It was a joke, mom" they're still offended. FML

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Policy of truth

By Lisaaa - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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vdjones 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:07

Worse that Playboy found it appropriate to make things for 5 year old.

buck33 14

Friday 24 February 2012 16:03

Good luck in the future!

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born_hustla 26

Friday 24 February 2012 19:33

It's a cute bunny!!

hateevryone 14

Friday 24 February 2012 19:46

i see nothing wrong with it. especially if he don't what playboy is.

cunningchick 1

Friday 24 February 2012 19:53

Lol! That's awesome! No scarcassem I'd like to see how this is a problem

Magnificent_Fart 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:09

Justin Bieber sucks.

Bryceps 4

Friday 24 February 2012 20:04

Just planning ahead

monkiki62 5

Friday 24 February 2012 20:11

She has no idea what playboy is right? Then what's the problem?

tdawg4200 0

Friday 24 February 2012 20:15

Mommy in law is a ****

bubo_fml 10

Friday 24 February 2012 20:28

If you're worried about appearances, probably best to pass on these Jim-Jams when she's invited to a slumber party...

br0ccoli 14

Friday 24 February 2012 20:39

And this is why the hpv vaccine is recommended as early as 8. This is right up there with child pageants.

cajekraze 7

Friday 24 February 2012 20:45

I fail to see the problem. Don't make a big deal of it, they're just Bunny Pajamas

LadyGore 12

Friday 24 February 2012 20:52

It's just a brand... Just because it was spawned from erotic adult material doesn't make it horrible. It's pretty much just marketing strategy.

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