Transportation: The *****

The *****

By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By birdmagnet - 25/04/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML

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By overlandparkmommie - 14/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 20:48

Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By baconman86 - 03/10/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

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NGM_47 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:11

LMAO!! Well, at least you didn't leave your windows open :D ....or did you?

GlassJAwkidE 3

Monday 22 June 2009 2:10

oh boy hahaha.

Comments

GlassJAwkidE 3

Monday 22 June 2009 2:10

oh boy hahaha.

easylazy 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:18

YDI for being a douche to animals

NGM_47 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:11

LMAO!! Well, at least you didn't leave your windows open :D ....or did you?

Etherial 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:14

Wow...That SUCKS! As someone who cleans fanatically so that things STAY clean..My sympathies. Still..how come you didn't hear the bird in your garage? I doubt it would've been silent..

anon919 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:14

I can't help but laugh at this!

ithedarkknight 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:15

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Shotta 3

Monday 22 June 2009 5:29

lol FREE MAX B

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Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:39

Nah son max b is better if jim jones wasnt holding b back he would be the next best thing he still puts out tht wavey shit i only like writer from byrdgang

ASUdec 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:15

How did this get through? Oh no you have to rewash your car. Ydi for not realizing there are birds in your garage

eastgirl16 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:21

omg that would definitely suck.

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