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By carr - 04/03/2011 16:25 - France

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
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wisericky 12

Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.

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KingDingALing 9

Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!

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saleha97 4

I guess it's your fault, for not telling her you were away?

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maronofhearts 19

Just like to say one thing, why do people say away on holiday? a holiday is an event a day or length of days i understand that here in America we dont say it but in other places they do i just hate that term just like the rest o the world hates that we wont convert to the metric system but to me you go away on a trip or vacation and a holiday is something you celebrate. I'm sure ill get thumbs down for something but id actually like to know why the word holiday is used.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I'd say think of it this way. A vacation is a time away from something, such as people will take vacation days off from work, but will stay home. To be away on holiday is to actually go somewhere to celebrate that time off from work and to enjoy life. I don't know if that's why most people use that term but that's why I say it.

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Shawnee_dear 10

Kudos for commenting and not caring about getting thumbed down.(: And also, I don't see a valid reason that you would get thumbed down in the first place. Maybe it was because you were politically incorrect and hurt people's feelings. xD

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Buggi_fml 0

Your mom sounds like my mom. I clean up before I leave home always but the kitchen always looks like shit when I come home like she dont know how to clean up behind herself, then she get mad if I dont clean it

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skate4life753 0

Today, I piled multiple trash bags on my sons bed to motivate him to do more around the house. He still did not throw them out. Its been 3 weeks. Lazy bastard. FML

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underguarded 20

Your moms so lazy she can't take trash out herself or even notice when her own child is gone? How does someone that stupid walk the earth

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DrReuben 0

Wow, **** your life dude...or get a new mom.

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RockstarRN 10

It probably took more effort to do that than just take em out herself. WAB

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SirEBC 7

Dude..inappropriate.

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b1aze 0

dude, not all of his comments HAVE to be funny. There's no reason to say it isn't funny it it isn't, just don't reply to it.

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