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By carr - 04/03/2011 16:25 - France

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML

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By sarcastic_centipede - 09/06/2021 06:02

Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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By somnolence - 17/09/2016 21:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 13:27 - Costa Rica

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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wisericky 12

Friday 4 March 2011 19:03

Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.

KingDingALing 9

Friday 4 March 2011 19:13

Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!

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shana07 0

Friday 4 March 2011 22:34

that's exactly what my mom would do to me. She always forgets I'm gone and she makes huge messes and calls me to clean them when I'm out of town or at work

SirEBC 7

Friday 4 March 2011 22:45

As I like to say: If people aren't hating on you, you're doing something wrong.

emetos 8

Friday 4 March 2011 23:51

YDI for saying "holiday" instead of "vacation." I don't care if you're British.

cja101 8

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:38

im British well kinda. I'm from northern Ireland call me Irish if u want bat anyway I like this comment

chosha_fml 26

Friday 4 March 2011 23:59

How did you accumulate so much trash while away on holiday? Obviously the holiday isn't the reason you were up to your lazy ass in trash.

AryannaT 6

Wednesday 24 June 2015 5:17

it wasn't their trash. it was everyone's and they probably just have trash duty

ryanst 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:32

It sure seems like all people want to do lately is talk crap to boners.. I personally don't find him that funny, but everyone has a unique sense of humor. Some people think he's funny, so stop talking shit when someone makes a joke you don't like.