By Grounded - 05/09/2011 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother offered to pay for my tickets to go see my girlfriend who I haven't seen for 6 months. She was happy to pay for the £130 flight, but then refused half way through the purchase because she wasn't going to "let the buggers charge £13 extra" for using her credit card. FML
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princessbits 17

Today, my ungrateful son complained that he couldn't pay €13 for a flight. I paid for the other €130. FML

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FarSide 22

Yeah, give yourself a hand job and save everybody $143.

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crazyaces89 7

There is no indication as to whether or not op has a job...his mom was prolly trying to do something nice for him...parents do that for their kids usually once in a while...

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perdix 29

It is a rip-off. Maybe you can get your girlfriend to chip in the extra 13 pounds. Surely, your dick is so special that she'd be happy to pay to experience it.

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FarSide 22

GF could probably spend $13 on a brand new one where she is at.

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perdix 29

If she's decent-looking, she can probably have a selection of complimentary local dicks. They might even buy her some free drinks.

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FarSide 22

Even if she is fugly, all she has to do is be wait patiently... by 2:30AM she should at least one taker. If she brings her own bag, she might score by 2AM. I think this FML is solved. Hope springs eternal.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Buggers? How old is your mother..?

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je_suis_fml 11

What's the age cut off for using the term 'buggers'?

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dbeatty 12

long at the area that post was from. its the UK, they have a different speaking style compared to north America. even the word fanny has a different meaning. there it means ****** instead of butt.

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TheJester12 15

get a job and a new girlfriend. it'll save you 130 € and the realization that long distance relationships almost never work.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I've had a successful long-distance relationship too, but chill the **** out.

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aussie_gemini 5

I had a successful long distance relationship too... Until we broke up lol

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leadman1989 15

My sister JUST got married they started out long distance. :

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leadman1989 15

O_o Where's that guy with the picture that says "Um so I was like **** you" when you need him?

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eatpussy 0

Dude she paid for your airplane ticket. Stop being a cheap ass and pay for it yourself or just wait till you get off the plane

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coltsrock37 15

Pay the extra $13 and man up, unless your a pussy and your dick is the size of a chicken mcnugget

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Colts dont rock...

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FarSide 22

Having a dick the size of a chicken McNugget would be discouraging... having one SHAPED like a McNugget (and especially breaded and deep-fried) would leave you in abject gloom, despair, agony, and deep dark depression.

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herpitydurteedur 0

Nah, all he's gotta do is walk through a mcdonalds with his Junk hanging out and he'll have a trail of fat bitches following him home XD I couldn't resist >:3

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lilovatch 4

Get a job u lazy bum. Expecting your mum to pay for u to see your girlfriend. Maybe you don't even deserve to have a gf when you can't even afford to see her for 6 months

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Don't deserve to have a girlfriend? Who are you to tell people if they deserve to have a relationship? Prick

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lilovatch 4

Read my reply you 16 year old know it all kid. "maybe". Dude if I was in a relationship and I can't afford nor make hell of an effort to be with my girl instead of bitchin about my mum not paying the extra £13 then I don't deserve to have her.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Full of shit. IF you have a great long-distance relationship, then you deserve her. besides, the mom is being a bitch for not paying the £130 because of some airline fee.

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stevenmx86 7

At which point you say "Well I'll cover that!"

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