Miscellaneous: Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing...

By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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You deserved it 126 217

Control

By Anonymous - 13/08/2024 16:00 - United States - New Smyrna Beach

Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML

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You deserved it 110

By over_protected - 18/01/2010 12:28 - Canada

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 482

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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WORRIED

By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

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You deserved it 109

By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

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By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

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Tracking

By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML

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You deserved it 123

karkid619 8

Monday 7 November 2011 16:05

Moms are just to over protective.

coltsrock37 15

Monday 7 November 2011 16:26

I could just see the police's response: Mom: "Officer, Officer, my son/daughter is missing!" Police: "Could you give me a description, ma'am?" Mom: "Well, he's 31, tall, has brown hair and brown eyes... Police: "Hold on hold on....31?" Mom: "Yes sir!" Police: -pauses- ... -click-

Comments

mintcar 9

Monday 7 November 2011 17:00

That would make sense at 13, not 31. Also, your mother seems kinda lonely.

cgnz 0

Monday 7 November 2011 17:04

fake as shit I love how people think that's it's legit, some 40tear old fat ass couldn't even think of a better story soo sad.

CabbageTrees 13

Monday 7 November 2011 17:20

Over-protective mum is over-protective.

mj_ok 9

Monday 7 November 2011 17:36

At least she cares(:

SarahTheVampire1 1

Monday 7 November 2011 17:36

Someone either needs to cut the cord, or file a restraining order. I know that I would, if my parents pulled something like that.

Meme1988 18

Monday 7 November 2011 17:40

She loves you :))))

the_karim97 2

Monday 7 November 2011 17:56

LOL

perdix 29

Monday 7 November 2011 17:59

You should have called your mom before you went to the movie. First, she wouldn't worry and second, she could have steered you away from that over-hyped piece of shit you ended up seeing. You'd be $10 and 100 minutes richer if you listened to Mom.

supimnyancat 9

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:09

Bad day Perdix?

japtch 15

Monday 7 November 2011 18:03

At least she didn't actually call.

FriscoKidz 10

Monday 7 November 2011 18:20

Obviously she's crying out for attention man. You should spend every waking moment with your poor mother. Haha but seriously you should probably call her once in a while.