Miscellaneous: Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing...

By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 030

You deserved it 2 793

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 908

You deserved it 5 069

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 893

You deserved it 3 179

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 833

You deserved it 126 217

Control

By Anonymous - 13/08/2024 16:00 - United States - New Smyrna Beach

Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 508

You deserved it 110

By over_protected - 18/01/2010 12:28 - Canada

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 176

You deserved it 2 482

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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You deserved it 5 217

WORRIED

By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 346

You deserved it 109

By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 054

You deserved it 3 099

By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

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You deserved it 4 659

Tracking

By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 123

karkid619 8

Monday 7 November 2011 16:05

Moms are just to over protective.

coltsrock37 15

Monday 7 November 2011 16:26

I could just see the police's response: Mom: "Officer, Officer, my son/daughter is missing!" Police: "Could you give me a description, ma'am?" Mom: "Well, he's 31, tall, has brown hair and brown eyes... Police: "Hold on hold on....31?" Mom: "Yes sir!" Police: -pauses- ... -click-

Comments

chels1994 11

Monday 7 November 2011 21:08

It's nice to see that she cares, but this seems a bit extreme...

nancyDeeAnda 4

Monday 7 November 2011 21:41

Lmao my mother in law is the same way with my boyfriend

wriptidez 0

Monday 7 November 2011 21:54

mom has some issues love her but do get her some counseling from a doctor

SportsAddict22 0

Monday 7 November 2011 22:26

It will be better when you are 32.

heatcheergirl99 0

Monday 7 November 2011 23:09

Does she get that your old and that you have a life???

daydreamer244 13

Monday 7 November 2011 23:14

Shes just a little Overprotective

Ami_lee333 5

Monday 7 November 2011 23:40

lol start doing it to her and see how she feels, that will show maturity.

cnkk07 8

Tuesday 8 November 2011 0:08

Comment modified. Wrong spot... Sorry.

artprincess 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 0:16

she just worriez and luvz u :)

SkardeyKat 3

Tuesday 8 November 2011 0:24

Sounds like my grandma. She couldn't get ahold of my dad at his hotel one night so she called the front desk, and then later the cops in the town he was in. He was 35, so embarrassed and pissed. You will always be your mommy's baby! Lol.