By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 06:24 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
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Varieus 30

Isaac, is that you?

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sp00derman 23

if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!

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LostCosmo 5

Issac and his mother.

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jlking2018 4

Id do the same thing we know that Abraham was willing too

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PandaLord 15

Now think about that: an allmighty, ear sheattering voice appears and goes like "hey son go and kill dat bitch upstsairs or I'll f*ck you up really bad". Would you do it?

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mysteryman98 6

The problem with people saying that murder is a sin is that according to God all sins are equal. So when whoever wrote this most likely told their mom "oh it's ok that doesn't scare me." That is equally as bad as if she were to actually murder him in the eyes of God (aka the perfect man). So since people are committing sins like that all over the place what should stop them from this one since they are the same? Also you can see example of multiple occasions where God sends a prophet to commit sins so trust me he doesn't have a problem with this.

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Archangel12 9

Yeah but I'm fairly sure murdering your kid gets you much deeper in the inferno than me snogging a bloke does

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dbt88 15

Susan Atkins said that too and look what happened there.

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Archangel12 9

I'd seriously recommend getting your mother some help. For your sake and hers

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scottishoatmeal 22

I would protect yourself OP. This could end seriously bad

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