By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 06:24 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
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Varieus 30

Isaac, is that you?

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sp00derman 23

if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!

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Grisha_fml 18

let's hope she's not Muslim, or else she probably will kill you soon. the moon god of Islam said in the Quran that Muslims are required to kill everyone who is not a Muslim and who refuses to convert.

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zombrie20 5

She's crazy we don't even know if there's a God or even whats out there after we die

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RAWRsauce619 5

tell her god is instructing you to tell her to make you waffles. oh and also to give you the car and some money. that should reset the crazy button for a while

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Mpii 11

I desperately NEED to know what lead to this topic!

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aabhasj 20

This actually made me speechless. Your mom seems to be highly brain-washed with unethical melodrama. God would never ask to kill anyone. Try to educate her if u can.

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MrLonelyHertz 23

Yeah.... Pretty sure God asked Abraham to kill his son Issac, but that's just me talking. Either way, You can consider YOURSELF educated. You're welcome.

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Sweet_Melody 15

Since one of the ten commandments is "Thou shall not kill." That would be quite hypocritical for God to tell her to kill her own daughter.

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Sweet_Melody 15

Sorry, it was 2 AM. So I was really tired when I wrote that.

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Sweet_Melody 15

I don't see where the OP says they are a guy or girl. So they could be a girl. Anyway, it was just a tiny mistake.

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TAntobella 14

Ever heard of the story of Abraham and Isaac?

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Marteen75 1

Depends on who her God is!

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Keiraquarium 12

The amount of comments saying things like 'God would never ask you to kill someone' is hilarious. Go and read the bible.

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