By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 06:24 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
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Varieus 30

Isaac, is that you?

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sp00derman 23

if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!

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shinxanta 21

Isaac, and his mother, lived alone in a small house on a hill....

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militarybrat 21

Time to never see her again. How would you ever know she wouldnt kill you until its happening or already happened? Shes crazy.

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22IrishGirl22 16

Doesn't seem like something that highly religious people would do… At least they shouldn't.... I feel like it would be against their religion.... Thou shalt not kill.... Something like that.

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HawaiiThad 14

Organized religion, Christianity in particular, is so stupid. People should just give it up already.

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capnjacksparrow 7

Leave. Thats not your mother no more. Run. Go.

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MrLonelyHertz 23

Get out! Get out while you still can! 80

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Shay_Shay97 23

Hmmm... That's comforting. Sleep well tonight.

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