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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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By fanaticalfuckspawn - 25/08/2014 20:14 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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By HSampsON - 13/10/2013 21:20 - Niger - Niamey

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:07 - Canada - London

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By swmmr - 07/08/2011 19:41 - United States

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!

xbrit551 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

Damn, I love yoga pants

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JadeWalker 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:32

yoga pants are for girls with non exsistant asses to make it appear like they have one due to the tightness of the pants. ydi lol

alinka_fml 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:10

wouldn't that make it even flatter if the pants are too tight?

HelloImBrandon 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:36

Yoga pants = love

11jon96 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:49

There's nothing wrong with that hahaha

SwtCherryPie 26

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:57

your parents just want you to be a decent person... going out dressed like that sends the wrong signals to people and if your parents are still picking you up from school it sounds like you are too young to dress like that... im sure the ogling is what you are going for but thats whats wrong with society today... kids wanna go out dressed like grownups then we all wonder why pedophilia is so rampant

SwtCherryPie 26

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:01

I know i personally love the way a woman's ass looks in yoga pants... kids dont need to dress in sexy, tight, or revealing clothing

Raesin 21

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:57

Agreed, hookers try to dress like little girls and little girls want to dress like hookers, do you carry money or candy? (Yes I robbed the joke from some comedian but I can't remember who.)

msrabbit625 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:13

Lmfao

hateevryone 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:23

Find another way to get home from school.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:27

I hope it's not during lunch time...

djwars 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:36

How about you just stop wearing yoga pants. Your parents wouldn't be angry and you would not be secretly thought of as a *****. Hmm, let's weigh our options.

DrBaMo_fml 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:57

haha thet's great. theta eBay you get

Egao_fml 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 20:07

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