Miscellaneous: Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and...

By Joey - 06/10/2012 05:57 - United States - Reno

Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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By HalmarkChannelHell - 27/11/2022 00:00

Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2021 20:01

Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By i believe in shaq - 19/08/2012 22:28 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML

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By Grinch - 01/12/2021 17:01

Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:11 - United States - Falls Church

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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Saturday 6 October 2012 12:07

You can dress up as Santa for Halloween. That'll save you money on costumes too.

Lizza330 28

Saturday 6 October 2012 12:05

That sounds awesome.

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Kn0wledge123 21

Saturday 6 October 2012 12:55

I can't stop laughing at Christaween lmaooo

ObeyAlliance 7

Saturday 6 October 2012 14:40

That's not even funny...

insomniac8400 13

Saturday 6 October 2012 12:57

I think christoween sounds better

laylay33 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 12:59

Christmas is in 2 months... Calm yourself and its actually not that bad and shouldn't really be a fml. Just saying

Raluxa 21

Saturday 6 October 2012 13:01

The Nightmare before Christmas :)

Posthuman 26

Saturday 6 October 2012 15:11

^-^ ******* great movie

Whistlee 8

Saturday 6 October 2012 13:07

You might scare Santa away....

paaronoid 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 13:08

That doesn't sound like a bad thing at all. Quit your bitchin' and start enjoying Christmasween, Scrooge! :)

sargeantbilko 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 13:25

This is 1 funny FML. If you have opinions about decorating, maybe you could pitch in and help. Otherwise, YDI.

Myo_fml 20

Saturday 6 October 2012 14:00

Decemberween! God I miss that web cartoon...

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 6 October 2012 14:01

So does that mean that pissed-off trick-or-treaters have to eggnog your house instead?

daysinalleyways 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 14:12

Holy ****. Five minutes after reading this I'm still dying over the word "Christmasween"

jessmarie555 1

Sunday 7 October 2012 3:36

its not even funny.

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