Miscellaneous: Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and...

By Joey - 06/10/2012 05:57 - United States - Reno

Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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By HalmarkChannelHell - 27/11/2022 00:00

Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2021 20:01

Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

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By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By i believe in shaq - 19/08/2012 22:28 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML

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By Grinch - 01/12/2021 17:01

Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:11 - United States - Falls Church

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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Betz 10

Saturday 6 October 2012 12:07

You can dress up as Santa for Halloween. That'll save you money on costumes too.

Lizza330 28

Saturday 6 October 2012 12:05

That sounds awesome.

Comments

shadowsorel 15

Saturday 6 October 2012 15:33

Oh my God, it's Christmas!... Er, Christmasween!

devonisthebest 7

Saturday 6 October 2012 16:26

Your moms a genius!

perdix 29

Saturday 6 October 2012 16:39

I'm seeing a Santa brandishing a bloody knife and three witches in a manger, huddling around a baby wearing a hockey mask and wielding a chainsaw. I think she's on to something there. Also, you have no more work to do until next May when your Neighborhood Association sends the sheriff to force you to finally take down your demented display.

Dmeister2008 3

Saturday 6 October 2012 16:40

If she comes across the thanksgiving ones too then tell her to put those up so you can celebrate thanksmasween ;)

SaltukBugraHan 8

Saturday 6 October 2012 16:49

I keep imagining a zombie Santa :D

emh86 14

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:07

Well Christmas is the birth of Jesus so ur right

Levvy 22

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:00

How very Tim Burton.

perdix 29

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:10

YODO! (You only decorate once.) Very efficient!

hotcaligirl 10

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:12

This actually made me laugh out loud. Christmasween.. cute lol

NicoleAshley10 0

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:34

Why is this a fml? I don't see anything wrong with that.

SiriusBlack97 17

Saturday 6 October 2012 17:46

Reminds me of a blink-182 song, where they celebrate Halloween on Christmas...

theluckyones 10

Saturday 6 October 2012 18:00

'We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me We'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends..' Blink-182 I miss you.(: