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By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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Blackout drunk

By MagnusDeus - 07/06/2015 15:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

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Glass houses and all that

By mirrorfad - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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Life and soul of the party

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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Irony failure

By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 30/03/2025 18:00 - Canada - Midland

Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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niallo 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:12

That's not peer pressure, it's bullying. Your mother has power your friends don't.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:12

Your mom is hilariously insane.

Comments

kingnothing123x 11

Saturday 27 June 2015 4:48

Great parenting :) she's preparing you

FMLusername969 21

Saturday 27 June 2015 6:18

PLEASE tell me your kidding.

vampire9545 5

Saturday 27 June 2015 5:05

beer pressure*

rec_chem 22

Saturday 27 June 2015 6:34

That's crazy. She's not your peer. She's your mother.

Hop6e 22

Saturday 27 June 2015 6:56

Lmao omg!! When I have kids I am soooo doing this! I'm sorry but you can thank your mother for me, she may have just become my hero haha

Annelmeye 13

Saturday 27 June 2015 7:37

Wow, you are a terrible person.

Soninuva 41

Friday 31 July 2015 17:05

You are what's wrong with humanity, if people like that are "your hero."

Karlsmarx2 9

Saturday 27 June 2015 7:00

I prefer vodka and moonshine over Beer

newzealand 28

Saturday 27 June 2015 7:50

Your mum is mental. But this is great in a way, you shouldn't always do what your parents say just because they're your parents!! Nor give in to peer pressure. Good lesson learnt I think