Intimacy: Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually...

By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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Judgy

By distressed - 17/03/2015 12:00 - Australia - Burwood

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Eyebleach

By Nomoretexting - 01/11/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I received a 4-page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight, in full detail. I'm one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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deliciouskaek 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:42

That's not okay. That is seriously NOT okay. Verbal abuse, FTL.

spiffles 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:46

I'm pretty sure that making out does not = slutty.

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J4M3Z 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 14:19

Should have slapped her...nah really i think she exagerated too much on the whole rape thing

desert_dweller5 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 6:28

You really need to tell her to back off. but be careful.

enlitenbank 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:57

How funny if you actually turned out raped! :P

Quest_ 13

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:30

WTF?

goopberry 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:10

Yeah, because rape is funny. Seriously? stfu. OP: I'm sorry. I'm eighteen, and my parents are much the same way :( It sucks :(

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 4:08

It seems more that your mom's life is ******, not yours.

doggywoop 0

Friday 1 January 2010 4:10

Oh maybe my slimeball of a boyfriend will rape you. that would give be a good reason to dump his sorry ass!!!!! By the way your moms suck a bitch for saying that your a tease when your making out with YOUR boyfriend. stupid parents and their no sex before marriage beliefs!!!!