By Alex - 31/03/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML
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Jimboom 11

Dumbass. Should have had a wank beforehand. Or learn to slow down when you think your about to pop. Pull out, kiss her a little, maybe try some different positions. But if this performance is anything to go by then it's not your work that your girl is annoyed with. It's the lack of ******'s she is having from you.

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mich23 10

it might have been smarter to just be like, im going to turn my phone off so that i wont get any business calls, plus you plan could have backfired so much b/c she could have been like "go into work, i was just being selfish" and then you would have to leave

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King_of_Kings 3

first ooh shit. that sucks. should have taken it slow

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mich23 10

it might have been smarter to just be like, im going to turn my phone off so that i wont get any business calls, plus you plan could have backfired so much b/c she could have been like "go into work, i was just being selfish" and then you would have to leave

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riddle143 15

Or just play it off. Lay there enjoy being next to her. Throw the phone away pretending it's your boss. Tell her she's more important to you than work. Maybe that'll turn her on enough for round two and you can actually give her an ******.

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Jimboom 11

Dumbass. Should have had a wank beforehand. Or learn to slow down when you think your about to pop. Pull out, kiss her a little, maybe try some different positions. But if this performance is anything to go by then it's not your work that your girl is annoyed with. It's the lack of ******'s she is having from you.

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lilpurplekat 9

honestly Idc how long my bf last, he's gotten me off in 5 minutes before. as long as I get off first everything is good. and if he doesn't get me off he kisses me and messes with me until he can go again. quality not quantity.

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King_of_Kings 3

yo Jimboom, using my take it slower idea are ya? thats cool, but i said it first this time.

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jsx12345 0

Go to ******* hell bitch. stop trying to act cool, you 12 year old.

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Jimboom 11

Hey Kings, Yea sorry. You got their first, looks like your quick on the draw today. ;-) Still.. this guy and girl sound like they have more problems than just simply this one.

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King_of_Kings 3

#6 it's cool man. no need to apologise. i think that maybe these 2 should take a nice trip somewhere to spend some time with eachother and talk out whatever problems they have and have some real fun. what do you think?

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ful_fml 0

Before this site, I never would have believed that people actually pulled cheesy little stunts like this in real life.

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mrcarmine 0

at least you didn't have to worry about her getting sore...

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ammali 0

So wait, you told her you were too busy for her and then slept with her, and she let you? O_o

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