By Mojo0608 - 05/03/2014 16:11 - United Kingdom - Twickenham

Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
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Mojo0608 26

So I've never really been one for fake nails and I used to play the violin so I kept them as short as possible which is a habit I've kept. They aren't that long really (nowhere near claw length), so when my mum asked I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Um, yeah... No... I'm still on the toilet... Well not really, but I'm going to try getting these off as soon as I can, they're just weird to me. I think my mother will "nail" the exam, thanks for the puns and sympathy! :)

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ManiBoo 23

Damn. I never understood why women got those kind of nails on purpose anyway.

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nevereyes 31

Um, their just as functional as normal nails.

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tsenx 7

Yet you're able to type.. On your phone even I'm assuming since in the bathroom.. Impressive.

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jaellin 18

I keep acrylic nails on. Not the crazy long ones or anything, but you get used to them pretty quickly. If you pretend they're not there and do things normally instead of trying to protect them it will be easier. Good luck, op!

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Mandy93 15

That's the main reason I like them! I used to work with infants, and when I had fake nails, I never had to worry about scratching them.

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Turbo_Turtle 14

Here: Wrap paper around hand, THICK, and wipe ass. I have disfigured nails, so I often wear those.

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savanna123h 15

so you post on here..

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