By Mojo0608 - 05/03/2014 16:11 - United Kingdom - Twickenham

Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
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Mojo0608 26

So I've never really been one for fake nails and I used to play the violin so I kept them as short as possible which is a habit I've kept. They aren't that long really (nowhere near claw length), so when my mum asked I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Um, yeah... No... I'm still on the toilet... Well not really, but I'm going to try getting these off as soon as I can, they're just weird to me. I think my mother will "nail" the exam, thanks for the puns and sympathy! :)

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ManiBoo 23

Damn. I never understood why women got those kind of nails on purpose anyway.

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cnparks1990 9

this is why i grow my nails n i dont use fake ones

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thatssomia 12

I've been through that. But if you have your phone with you shouldn't really matter. Time goes by fastt

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ToxxicNeko 12

Very very carefully. lol. I felt like that the first time I got my nails done too.

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yarani 26

When I first read this I assumed the OP was a man. It was a lot funnier that way xD

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Mojo0608 26

I apologise for the disappointment :)

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SmokinGuns 13

While I agree fake nails are ugly and useless, don't ever use 'ratchet' again.

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Mojo0608 26

Nope, I can type badly and hit the backspace with my nose if all else fails

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alyant 12

Shake like your life depends on it!!

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jdlanam87 9

They sell fake fingers that are to practice shaping acrylic nails they are inexpensive

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