Intimacy: Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at... - FML

By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

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Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2021 02:00

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Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years old. FML

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By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

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Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

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Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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Thanks Mom

By Enko - 09/11/2008 07:43 - France

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Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML

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MatheusRajuidas 5

Monday 19 March 2012 12:04

She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...

erikabt820 2

Monday 19 March 2012 12:11

Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!

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monak97 2

Monday 14 May 2012 3:49

Maybe its time for you to move out.

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:14

Maybe you should....NOT live with your mom?!?!?!?! Grow up!

froggeh 4

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:19

YDI for being 24 and at home and having your mom clean your room

pbcups35 0

Monday 2 July 2012 18:28

Why do you still live with your parents if your 24? And can't you clean your own room by now?!

pbcups35 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:32

First of all, why are you still living with your parents when you 24? Second of all, why is your mom still cleaning your room when your 24?

NICKandCARLY 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:09

What the hell are you doin livin with your parents

RaizerBerry 3

Monday 23 July 2012 23:04

Maybe you shouldn't be living with your mom, did you think about that, mr. "long-term relationship." YDI

oNisao 21

Wednesday 26 June 2013 14:49

My sister is 24,she still lives with us , because of college and she basically had to repeat high school at age 18. Why? U.s didn't approve of her education that she took when we were in Sri Lanka. My mother still yells at her when she go out and disagree with her dating. F op's life if she's in situation like this. Hmm.. Wonder if my sis posted this.lol.

Lambs2_5 2

Sunday 27 April 2014 7:07

why do you still live at home?

crystalxa 35

Friday 2 May 2014 15:15

It is definitley time to move out! If your mother is a little overbearing about seeing your condoms, hopefully she doesn't walk in on you to having sex!

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