Love, Parents and LGBTQIA+: Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was...

By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Ih8homophobes - 02/12/2022 16:00

Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Just Me - 26/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

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Keeping up

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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I'm not, but…

By Queerbait - 05/11/2015 06:52 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

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By EvilMother - 14/09/2012 00:57 - United States - Hinsdale

Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML

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Monday 9 February 2009 1:55

being bisexual justs means you have more options

ktl_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 6:34

i'm sorry to hear that, girl. i feel you. when my grandma found out, she said, "you should just trying having sex with more men. they're not ALL terrible in bed."

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TroubledTeen 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:54

i told my mom i was bi...she hates me now

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Saturday 28 February 2009 12:07

I told my mom I had a girlfriend and she was HAPPY FOR ME ;] lol. It's a joke relationship >_> but still, just in case I get one now I know her reaction >;] and my dad is the same. I love my parents hehe. SUCKS FOR OP I woulda bitch slapped dayt motha'

TroubledTeen 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:58

#20 i am so happy for you... i am particallly disowned and forbidden to speak to my girlfriend..which they dont know about, but think is the reason i am... like they say "confused." -.-

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:20

#18...why would that matter? the best possible outcome for you is if your friends dont care. unless you want support, to make some lovin with them, or are just looking for attention. dont be a bitch

katzgoboom 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:01

I told my brother and he thought the same. It's irritating.

dan81892 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:35

1. Get a girlfriend 2. Come have a threesome with me (I'm a guy)

popcorncomics 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 6:53

I told my mom I'm les and she said the same thing. T.T

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 9 June 2009 9:37

I think your mom might actually already know what bisexual means. My mom is bisexual and I'm pansexual, so there is a possibility your mom knows what's going on. Bisexuality isn't new. Your mom might be honestly be thinking about you in particular, as opposed to everyone who is bisexual. There are several people I know who say they're bisexual, and honestly, they're not. A lot of kids just like the attention it gets and also, you're a teenager. No one is going to take you seriously for years and they're probably going to have a couple of cracks at you before then. You're experimenting with your sexuality, as well as figuring out who you are as a whole. Just forget about what she said, and keep going on with life. She'll just have to get over it.