By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
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thehazeman 0

being bisexual justs means you have more options

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ktl_fml 0

i'm sorry to hear that, girl. i feel you. when my grandma found out, she said, "you should just trying having sex with more men. they're not ALL terrible in bed."

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powertoast_3000 6

I am so overwhelmed at how many people are being so offensive to bisexuals...it honestly makes me sick.

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fodbold25 12

Sadly it is what I (an openly bi woman) have to deal with every day of my life. But as they say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. :-/

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Tay_dertot 0

um well wth is up with people these days. Adam and Eve were opposite genders. . . Eve liked men and Adam liked women. maybe every should just solely like the opposite sex?! this matter is disgusting to me. . .the penis goes in the vj,,,, 2 vaginas don't go together -.-

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alissa222 15

and where does ignorance go? apparently the #50 slot on this fml.

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donut_gurl 8

#50 many people don't believe in adam and eve, dont push your beliefs on everyone else. your an ass.

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tem1997 0

I do somewhat agree with #50 in the way that God created people to be with the opposite gender, but it's not necessary to show hatred. Believing in Adam and Eve (which I do) means believing in God and the Bible. We all sin, and that is what the Bible says homosexuality is. A sin. And all sins are equal to each other, which the Bible also says. Being so judgmental is just as big a sin as being homosexual. God is our judge, whether you believe in him or not. I have been through some pretty tough times and trust me, he's the real deal. But he's a loving, caring, just God. Leave the judging of the sin to someone who has never sinned :) OP, I'm sorry your mom reacted the way she did. She's probably in denial still, but it'll all be ok :)

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CutieFail 0

That's fine. My dad says that I can't be bisexual because I "like boys too much". I prefer girls.

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ImTheAlpha 30

At least it's better than what my mom thinks. She thinks bisexuals are horny bastards that will screw anything that breathes.

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C4Fun 2

My wife is bisexual. Although she prefers men more than women. She enjoys the touch of a women from time to time. And to be honest it spices up our marriage. It was her idea not mine, to bring another female into our sex life. Sometimes I join. Sometimes it's just her and another girl. It's all about understanding and communication between us. As we enjoy what some would call a taboo marriage. It works for us and that's all that matters.

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AndyAutopsy 11

Ah, I feel ya hun. My dad was sort of the same way. He thinks you have to have sex with someone to know if you truly have feelings for them, which I know is not true. I was completely in love with a girl I dated, and we didn't have sex.

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