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By I'maboutobarf - 31/01/2013 10:28 - Australia

Today, my mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoes and water. In a cup. FML
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Catkam623 27

Hey athletes take everything in liquid form and now, so do you:)

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Pleonasm 35

She is so considerate, doing the mechanical digestion part for you, so you don't have to! She is saving you time and energy!

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windfuelsfire 10

The preparation method sounds gross, but all those ingredients are great for your health!

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shorty6823 28

The bad thing is that I could see myself doing that. The ADD excitement of a new blender + my inability to cook = bad.

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Jennidoll 2

why on earth would you do that? the only time blending food like that is good is if someone has a feeding tube and can't chew it. anyone else who does it is just an idiot. it would taste like shit and probably look exactly like vomit.

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shorty6823 28

I'm not serious. I don't typically blend random foods unless its for my evil step sister, in which she deserves it. But then again, she enjoys extremely low quality food and may enjoy it.

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perdix 29

#14, what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? Stew.

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Alexweber929 14

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob

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mishmush_fml 6

What do you call two men with no arms and no legs? Curt n Rod

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mishmush_fml 6

Apologies, its late. What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Curt n Rod

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Dinner through a straw, no need to waste energy on chewing.

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ulissey_fml 22

So if his Mum invites twelve more people to dinner, they can call it the Last Straw. Oh my, this is so lame.-------->[]

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HortonThelephant 15

You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your!.....slop? Did you feel like oinking whilst you were eating it?

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Whysocool 5

Something tells me these are the after effects Of eating that shit. ^

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willbur73q 7

#20, thumbs up for great music reference.

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doritowhore 9

At least someone makes dinner for you. Not that pig slop is something I'd feel like settling for, though. Maybe one day she'll come home and oops! The blender is broken, and you'll have "no idea" what happened...

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perdix 29

That's not very healthy -- masticating is good for you. Although some people try to make it shameful, it is perfectly normal to masticate three, or four, or more times every day! Of course, if you masticate too much, you may go blind from diabetes, but it's a total myth that you'll get hairy palms.

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Pleonasm 35

You know how people always say: chew your food more than 20 times or whatever? I call bullshit, since I heard about this guy in Brazil who masticated 42 times in a row and he died.

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nnnope 26

Perdix - why do you almost always comment twice (or more) on the same FML, as if your first comment never happened? Just curious.

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perdix 29

#63, because they are completely separate unrelated thoughts. I'm not repeating or restating my first comment; I am saying something different. It's a pretty standard technique in comedy -- take a set-up and make many punchlines from it. They do it on Tosh.0. To me, it's good brain exercise seeing various funny sides to the same story, and for you, I hope at least one of them is amusing :)

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TheNewGuy03 28

63, some people actually have, you know, more than a singular thought about a certain subject. Perhaps comedians should stop telling jokes, too. That's the ticket.

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nnnope 26

104 - it was an innocent question. I haven't noticed any other commenters do the same thing, so I was curious. Jeez.

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DanielleinDC 33

For your sake, OP, I hope your mom gets over her kick of throwing everything in the blender soon.

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Whysocool 5

Dessert should have Been some nicely mushed and grinded Pumpkin Pie ;)

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