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The preparation method sounds gross, but all those ingredients are great for your health!
The bad thing is that I could see myself doing that. The ADD excitement of a new blender + my inability to cook = bad.
why on earth would you do that? the only time blending food like that is good is if someone has a feeding tube and can't chew it. anyone else who does it is just an idiot. it would taste like shit and probably look exactly like vomit.
I'm not serious. I don't typically blend random foods unless its for my evil step sister, in which she deserves it. But then again, she enjoys extremely low quality food and may enjoy it.
Sounds like soup to me.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your!.....slop? Did you feel like oinking whilst you were eating it?
#20, thumbs up for great music reference.
At least someone makes dinner for you. Not that pig slop is something I'd feel like settling for, though. Maybe one day she'll come home and oops! The blender is broken, and you'll have "no idea" what happened...
That's not very healthy -- masticating is good for you. Although some people try to make it shameful, it is perfectly normal to masticate three, or four, or more times every day! Of course, if you masticate too much, you may go blind from diabetes, but it's a total myth that you'll get hairy palms.
You know how people always say: chew your food more than 20 times or whatever? I call bullshit, since I heard about this guy in Brazil who masticated 42 times in a row and he died.
#63, because they are completely separate unrelated thoughts. I'm not repeating or restating my first comment; I am saying something different. It's a pretty standard technique in comedy -- take a set-up and make many punchlines from it. They do it on Tosh.0. To me, it's good brain exercise seeing various funny sides to the same story, and for you, I hope at least one of them is amusing :)
63, some people actually have, you know, more than a singular thought about a certain subject. Perhaps comedians should stop telling jokes, too. That's the ticket.
For your sake, OP, I hope your mom gets over her kick of throwing everything in the blender soon.
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Hey athletes take everything in liquid form and now, so do you:)
She is so considerate, doing the mechanical digestion part for you, so you don't have to! She is saving you time and energy!