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By I'maboutobarf - 31/01/2013 10:28 - Australia

Today, my mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoes and water. In a cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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Thursday 31 January 2013 16:41

Hey athletes take everything in liquid form and now, so do you:)

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 31 January 2013 16:43

She is so considerate, doing the mechanical digestion part for you, so you don't have to! She is saving you time and energy!

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outoftown 26

Friday 1 February 2013 0:18

Mom's on a blender! Do a family intervention quick, before she gets worse.

c0c0_fml 16

Friday 1 February 2013 2:26

I hope you know how to block your noise while eating.

soph_volleyball 11

Friday 1 February 2013 2:32

hemmikall 5

Friday 1 February 2013 3:23

sounds like something my mom would do

yoloteddy 3

Friday 1 February 2013 6:32

never let your parents pick out what to buy...

dareintheren 7

Friday 1 February 2013 7:49

Well that's disgusting.

cmac86 23

Friday 1 February 2013 10:20

I just lost my appetite.

cherry72 13

Friday 1 February 2013 13:08

yep, that's gross.

PhishloverA 14

Friday 1 February 2013 13:55

Yummy

Perfectg 9

Friday 1 February 2013 16:37

just add some pepper and salt and drink it as a shot! It'll be all good (y)

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